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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, The courage to change the things I can not accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people I had to Kill today because they ticked me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the butt that I may kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, And 5% on Friday. And, help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to tick me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Last updated: 3/30/2006 4:06 PM CST
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