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This was voted unanimously by the office staff as the actual answering machine message for the school: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to all your options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - press 2 To complain about what we do - press 3 To swear at staff member - press 4 To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your If you want us to raise your child - press 6 If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - press 7 To request another teacher for the third time this year - press 8 To complain about bus transportation - press 9 To complain about school lunches - press 0 If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable / responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teacher's fault for your children's lack of effort hang up and have a nice day!" Last updated: 3/30/2006 4:06 PM CST |
