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"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broken..." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." Last updated: 3/30/2006 4:05 PM CST |
